Rockstar is a computer programming language designed for creating programs that are also hair metal power ballads.
Here’s Fizzbuzz in Rockstar.
Midnight takes your heart and your soul While your heart is as high as your soul Put your heart without your soul into your heart Give back your heart Desire is a lovestruck ladykiller My world is nothing Fire is ice Hate is water Until my world is Desire, Build my world up If Midnight taking my world, Fire is nothing and Midnight taking my world, Hate is nothing Shout "FizzBuzz!" Take it to the top If Midnight taking my world, Fire is nothing Shout "Fizz!" Take it to the top If Midnight taking my world, Hate is nothing Say "Buzz!" Take it to the top Whisper my world
Inspired by this tweet from Paul Stovell, the Rockstar language was created by Dylan Beattie. There are multiple open source implementations, and Rockstar has been widely covered on the web, including articles on BoingBoing and in Classic Rock magazine.